fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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