The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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