Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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