Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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