FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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