There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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