I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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