plz talk dirty to me
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
