You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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