So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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