Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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