is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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