party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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