Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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