why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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