i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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