you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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