That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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