Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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