He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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