What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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