he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
