Don't you send me to vm
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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