he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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