Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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