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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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