Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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