Your tits are I can't wait for
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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