So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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