I hate your face
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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