Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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