Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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