i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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