Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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