Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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