Having a random hookup so left but love u
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
