I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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