I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
