I feel great
I just peed on a car
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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