We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
