We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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