I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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