Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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