Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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