The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh god the rape fog is back!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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