finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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