his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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