There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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