so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So here I am, sexting at work.
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