I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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