What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so let's talk penis.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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