just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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