i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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