The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I touched a dick in church today
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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