I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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